Best jokes 2017

Learning  the Chinese language , how can you not know some interesting Chinese jokes?  You might as well read this funny Asian jokes 2017. I will show it in this order: English, Chinese Pinyin, Chinese Best Funny Asian jokes 2017- Let Dog in Hotel A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, t

As we all know, it's a hard task to tell a joke to get the whole room laughing.  Which joke is going to make people at least laugh, and which are destined to sink like an anchor? Don't worry, Best Jokes of the Day 2017 can help you avoid the risk, and it can also help you  learn Mandarin Chinese  happily. Best Jokes of the Day 2017-Tom's excuse Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".  tang mu de jie kou lao shi ：tang mu ，ni wei shi me mei tian shang xue chi dao ？ tang mu ：wo mei ci lu guo guai jiao ，yi ge lu biao shang mian xie zhuo ："xue xiao ----man xing 。" 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" Best Jokes of the Day 2017 - Rope or ox? The man in the prison asked a newcomer why he was sent there. The newcomer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of

The best way to get laughter is to read  jokes ,  especially the   best jokes 2017 ! Best Funny Jokes for Kids 1- Snail with an attitude A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’ you tai du de wo niu yi ge jia huo zheng zai jia zuo zhuo ，zhe shi ting dao qiao men sheng 。ta da kai men kan jian yi zhi wo niu zhan zai men kou 。ta shi qi wo niu , sou de yi xia reng de lao yuan 。san nian hou de yi tian ，chuan lai qiao men sheng 。ta da kai men you kan jian na zhi wo niu 。wo niu shuo :“zhe gai si de dao di shi zen me hui shi ?” 有态度的蜗牛 一个家伙正在家坐着，这时听到敲门声。他打开门看见一只蜗牛站在门口。他拾起蜗牛，嗖的一下扔的老远。三年后的一天，传来敲门声。他打开门又看见那只蜗牛。蜗牛说:“这该死的到底是怎么回事?” Best Funny Jokes for Kids 2- My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have l

Do you know a Chinese joke? Have you ever thought of learning Mandarin Chinese through funny Chinese jokes? Now, let's read some Best jokes of 2017 . Short Chinese People Jokes1  Daughter,5 years old, on the sofa saliva and suddenly turned over from the sofa fell to the ground!But this guy is very strong, and not cry.She climbs in front of me, giving me a slap!And said: "how do you see the child." 五 ( wǔ ) 岁 ( suì ) 的 ( de ) 女 ( nǚ ) 儿 ( ér ) 在 ( zài ) 沙 ( shā ) 发 ( fā ) 上 ( shànɡ ) 唾 ( tuò ) 着 ( zhe ) 了 ( le ) ， 突 ( tū ) 然 ( rán ) 女 ( nǚ ) 儿 ( ér ) 一 ( yí ) 个 ( ɡè ) 翻 ( fān ) 身 ( shēn ) 从 ( cónɡ ) 沙 ( shā ) 发 ( fā ) 摔 ( shuāi ) 到 ( dào ) 了 ( le ) 地 ( dì ) 上 ( shànɡ ) ！ 可 ( kě ) 这 ( zhè ) 家 ( jiā ) 伙 ( huǒ ) 很 ( hěn ) 坚 ( jiān ) 强 ( qiánɡ ) ， 并 ( bìnɡ ) 没 ( méi ) 有 ( yǒu ) 哭 ( kū ) 。 而 ( ér ) 是 ( shì ) 爬 ( pá ) 到 ( dào ) 我 ( wǒ ) 面 ( miàn ) 前 ( qián ) 啪 ( pā ) 地 ( dì ) 给 ( ɡěi ) 了 ( le ) 我 ( wǒ ) 一 ( yì ) 巴 ( bā ) 掌 ( zhǎnɡ ) ！ 说 ( shuō ) ：“ 你 ( nǐ ) 是

What are some of the best Chinese language jokes? Do you want to read Chinese jokes ? Chinese Best joke 1 After out, Xiao ming was sent to the playground 10 laps.The teacher thinks Xiao Ming running slowly, then he drives an electric to the back of the buttocks to the corner of the small and clear, the teacher also followed the acceleration, Xiao Ming an emergency stop, the teacher was scared to turn over.The results of the teacher into the hospital, Xiao Ming expelled from school processing! 小 ( xiǎo ) 明 ( mínɡ ) 滚 ( ɡǔn ) 出 ( chū ) 去 ( qù ) 后 ( hòu ) ， 被 ( bèi ) 罚 ( fá ) 跑 ( pǎo ) 操 ( cāo ) 场 ( chǎnɡ ) 10 圈 ( quān ) ， 老 ( lǎo ) 师 ( shī ) 见 ( jiàn ) 小 ( xiǎo ) 明 ( mínɡ ) 跑 ( pǎo ) 得 ( dé ) 慢 ( màn ) ， 就 ( jiù ) 骑 ( qí ) 电 ( diàn ) 动 ( dònɡ ) 车 ( chē ) 到 ( dào ) 屁 ( pì ) 股 ( ɡǔ ) 后 ( hòu ) 面 ( miàn ) 赶 ( ɡǎn ) ， 到 ( dào ) 拐 ( ɡuǎi ) 弯 ( wān ) 处 ( chù ) 小 ( xiǎo ) 明 ( mínɡ ) 一 ( yí ) 个 ( ɡè ) 劲 ( jìn ) 的 ( de ) 加 ( jiā ) 速 ( sù ) ， 老 ( lǎo ) 师 ( shī ) 也 ( yě ) 跟 ( ɡēn ) 着 ( z

Some interesting jokes to help you learn Chinese Chinese Joke 1  A:"Chinese are indeed a hardworking nation." B:"Why?" A:"Whenever to go through the streets in the morning, I often see the roadside signs read 'early'  to remind the people who work do not be late. A：“ 你 ( nǐ ) 们 ( mén )   中 ( zhōnɡ )   国 ( ɡuó )   人 ( rén )   的 ( dí )   确 ( què ) 是 ( shì ) 一 ( yí ) 个 ( ɡè ) 勤 ( qín ) 奋 ( fèn ) 的 ( de ) 民 ( mín ) 族 ( zú ) 。” B：“ 怎 ( zěn ) 见 ( jiàn ) 得 ( dé ) ？” A：“ 每 ( měi ) 当 ( dānɡ ) 我 ( wǒ ) 早 ( zǎo ) 晨 ( chén ) 经 ( jīnɡ ) 过 ( ɡuò ) 街 ( jiē ) 道 ( dào ) ， 常 ( chánɡ ) 常 ( chánɡ ) 可 ( kě ) 以 ( yǐ ) 看 ( kàn ) 到 ( dào ) 路 ( lù ) 旁 ( pánɡ ) 的 ( de ) 招 ( zhāo ) 牌 ( pái ) 写 ( xiě ) 着 ( zhe ) ‘ 早 ( zǎo ) 点 ( diǎn ) ’ 两 ( liǎnɡ ) 个 ( ɡè ) 大 ( dà ) 字 ( zì ) ， 提 ( tí ) 醒 ( xǐnɡ ) 过 ( ɡuò ) 路 ( lù ) 上 ( shànɡ ) 班 ( bān ) 的 ( de ) 人 ( rén ) ， 不 ( bú ) 要 ( yào ) 迟 ( chí ) 到 ( dào ) 。” Chinese  Joke 2 Without control Hemingway particip

Some Chinese Jokes You Should Know ： Chinese Jokes 1 Maybe you're shrinking Recently, my brother finds a funny girlfriend, who is very cute but a bit short. Yesterday, I went shopping with her. She was excited to say "recently always hands and feet cramps, maybe I will grow tall!" I said: "I don't think so, maybe you're shrinking." 可 ( kě ) 能 ( nénɡ ) 是 ( shì ) 要 ( yào ) 萎 ( wěi ) 缩 ( suō ) 了 ( le ) 最 ( zuì ) 近 ( jìn ) 老 ( lǎo ) 弟 ( dì ) 谈 ( tán ) 了 ( le ) 个 ( ɡè ) 逗 ( dòu ) 比 ( bǐ ) 女 ( nǚ ) 朋 ( pénɡ ) 友 ( yǒu ) ， 挺 ( tǐnɡ )   可 ( kě )   爱 ( ài ) 的 ( de ) ， 就 ( jiù )   是 ( shì )   个 ( ɡè )   子 ( zǐ ) 有 ( yǒu )   点 ( diǎn )   矮 ( ǎi ) ， 昨 ( zuó )   天 ( tiān )   和 ( hé )   她 ( tā )   一 ( yì )   起 ( qǐ )   去 ( qù )   逛 ( ɡuànɡ )   街 ( jiē ) 。 她 ( tā )   特 ( tè )   兴 ( xīnɡ )   奋 ( fèn )   的 ( de )   说 ( shuō ) “ 最 ( zuì ) 近 ( jìn )   老 ( lǎo )   是 ( shì ) 手 ( shǒu )   脚 ( jiǎo )   抽 ( chōu )   筋 ( jīn ) ， 是 ( shì ) 不 ( bù ) 是 ( shi

Learning the Chinese language, how can you not know some interesting Chinese jokes?  You can not only learn some words or sentences but also can feel a lot of fun from it. Chinese jokes 1 Fortunately, I throw fast When I was in school, I played hot water with my classmate.The back to the dormitory on the road, my warm bottle creak ring. I said, "Do not be fried." This buddy whirled out of the thermos bottle, bang, really fried. He said with a lingering fear: "Fortunately, I throw fast, did not blow me. 还 ( hái )   好 ( hǎo )   我 ( wǒ )   扔 ( rēnɡ )   的 ( de )   快 ( kuài ) ‍‍‍‍ 上 ( shànɡ )   学 ( xué )   时 ( shí )   和 ( hé )   同 ( tónɡ )   学 ( xué )   一 ( yì )   起 ( qǐ )   去 ( qù )   打 ( dǎ )   热 ( rè )   水 ( shuǐ ) , 回 ( huí )   宿 ( sù )   舍 ( shè )   路 ( lù )   上 ( shànɡ )   暖 ( nuǎn )   瓶 ( pínɡ )   吱 ( zhī )   吱 ( zhī )   的 ( de )   响 ( xiǎnɡ ) 。 我 ( wǒ )   说 ( shuō ) ：“ 不 ( bù )   好 ( hǎo )   要 ( yào )   炸 ( zhà )   啦 ( lɑ ) 。” 这 ( zhè )