Best Jokes of the Day 2017

As we all know, it's a hard task to tell a joke to get the whole room laughing. 
Which joke is going to make people at least laugh, and which are destined to sink like an anchor?
Don't worry, Best Jokes of the Day 2017 can help you avoid the risk, and it can also help you learn Mandarin Chinese happily.

  • Best Jokes of the Day 2017-Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

 tang mu de jie kou

lao shi ：tang mu ，ni wei shi me mei tian shang xue chi dao ？
tang mu ：wo mei ci lu guo guai jiao ，yi ge lu biao shang mian xie zhuo ："xue xiao ----man xing 。"

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"


The man in the prison asked a newcomer why he was sent there. The newcomer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.
But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!
I told you I had bad luck, didn’t I? the man sighed, The trouble is that I didn’t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.

 sheng zi huan shi gong niu ？

zai jian yu li ，yi ge ren wen xin lai de fan ren wei shi me bei guan jin lai 。xin lai de fan ren hui da shuo ：“wo xiang wo zhen shi dao mei 。ji tian qian wo zai jie shang zou de shi hou ，kan dao yi gen zang sheng zi ，yi wei mei ren yao liao ，bian jian qi lai dai liao hui jia 。”
“dan shi ，jian yi gen sheng zi dai hui jia bing bu fan fa a ！”
“wo gao su guo ni wo dao mei liao ba ？”na ge ren tan liao kou qi ，“ma fan de jiu shi wo mei you zhu yi dao sheng zi de na yi tou huan you yi tou gong niu 。”

 绳子还是公牛？

在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。”
“但是，捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊！”
“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧？”那个人叹了口气，“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”

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