Short Chinese People Jokes

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Short Chinese People Jokes1 

Daughter,5 years old, on the sofa saliva and suddenly turned over from the sofa fell to the ground!But this guy is very strong, and not cry.She climbs in front of me, giving me a slap!And said: "how do you see the child."

五(wǔ)岁(suì)的(de)女(nǚ)儿(ér)在(zài)沙(shā)发(fā)上(shànɡ)唾(tuò)着(zhe)了(le)，突(tū)然(rán)女(nǚ)儿(ér)一(yí)个(ɡè)翻(fān)身(shēn)从(cónɡ)沙(shā)发(fā)摔(shuāi)到(dào)了(le)地(dì)上(shànɡ)！

可(kě)这(zhè)家(jiā)伙(huǒ)很(hěn)坚(jiān)强(qiánɡ)，并(bìnɡ)没(méi)有(yǒu)哭(kū)。

而(ér)是(shì)爬(pá)到(dào)我(wǒ)面(miàn)前(qián)啪(pā)地(dì)给(ɡěi)了(le)我(wǒ)一(yì)巴(bā)掌(zhǎnɡ)！说(shuō)：“你(nǐ)是(shì)怎(zěn)么(me)看(kàn)孩(hái)子(zǐ)的(de)。”

Short Chinese People Jokes2

I'm late for work in the morning, and the Audi is so slow in front.

It was a traffic jam, and I kept blowing the horn.

So I was driven out of the car by the driver.

早(zǎo)上(shànɡ)上(shànɡ)班(bān)快(kuài)迟(chí)到(dào)了(le)，前(qián)面(miàn)奥(ào)迪(dí)又(yòu)开(kāi)那(nà)么(me)慢(màn)。

本(běn)来(lái)就(jiù)堵(dǔ)车(chē)，我(wǒ)这(zhè)暴(bào)脾(pí)气(qì)不(bù)停(tínɡ)地(dì)按(àn)喇(lǎ)叭(bā)。

于(yú)是(shì)我(wǒ)被(bèi)司(sī)机(jī)赶(ɡǎn)下(xià)了(le)车(chē)。

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