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Learning the Chinese language, how can you not know some interesting Chinese jokes? 
You can not only learn some words or sentences but also can feel a lot of fun from it.

Chinese jokes 1


Fortunately, I throw fast
When I was in school, I played hot water with my classmate.The back to the dormitory on the road, my warm bottle creak ring.
I said, "Do not be fried."
This buddy whirled out of the thermos bottle, bang, really fried.
He said with a lingering fear: "Fortunately, I throw fast, did not blow me.

还(hái) 好(hǎo) 我(wǒ) 扔(rēnɡ) 的(de) 快(kuài)
‍‍‍‍上(shànɡ) 学(xué) 时(shí) 和(hé) 同(tónɡ) 学(xué) 一(yì) 起(qǐ) 去(qù) 打(dǎ) 热(rè) 水(shuǐ),回(huí) 宿(sù) 舍(shè) 路(lù) 上(shànɡ) 暖(nuǎn) 瓶(pínɡ) 吱(zhī) 吱(zhī) 的(de) 响(xiǎnɡ)。
我(wǒ) 说(shuō)：“不(bù) 好(hǎo) 要(yào) 炸(zhà) 啦(lɑ)。”
这(zhè) 哥(ɡē) 们(men) 嗖(sōu) 一(yì) 声(shēnɡ) 把(bǎ) 暖(nuǎn) 瓶(pínɡ) 扔(rēnɡ) 出(chū) 去(qù) 了(le)，嘭(pēnɡ)，果(ɡuǒ) 然(rán) 炸(zhà) 了(le)。
这(zhè) 哥(ɡē) 们(men) 心(xīn) 有(yǒu) 余(yú) 悸(jì)的(de) 说(shuō)：“还(hái) 好(hǎo) 我(wǒ) 扔(rēnɡ) 的(de) 快(kuài)，没(méi) 炸(zhà) 到(dào) 我(wǒ)。”‍‍‍‍

Chinese jokes 2


We are not possible
One day I wasn't very busy, a buddy told me to help, to help write wedding invitation.
Wrote for a long time, I feel a bit wrong, that is, But I can not see where the wrong.
At this time,the buddies came to see the next, said "Can you change the name of the groom, we are impossible."
I...

我(wǒ) 们(mén) 是(shì) 不(bù) 可(kě) 能(nénɡ) 的(de)
一(yì) 天(tiān) 不(bù) 是(shì) 很(hěn) 忙(mánɡ)，一(yì) 哥(ɡē) 们(men) 叫(jiào) 我(wǒ) 去(qù) 帮(bānɡ) 忙(mánɡ)，帮(bānɡ) 忙(mánɡ) 写(xiě) 结(jié) 婚(hūn) 请(qǐnɡ) 帖(tiě)。写(xiě) 了(le) 好(hǎo) 久(jiǔ) 了(le)，
感(ɡǎn) 觉(jué) 有(yǒu) 点(diǎn) 不(bù) 对(duì)，就(jiù) 是(shì) 怎(zěn) 么(me) 看(kàn) 也(yě) 看(kàn) 不(bù) 出(chū) 来(lái) 哪(nǎ)里(lǐ)不(bù) 对(duì) 了(le)。
这(zhè) 时(shí) 哥(ɡē) 们(men) 媳(xí) 妇(fù) 过(ɡuò) 来(lái) 看(kàn) 了(le)下(xià)，就(jiù) 说(shuō) 了(le) 一(yì) 句(jù)“你(nǐ) 能(nénɡ) 不(bù) 能(nénɡ) 把(bǎ) 新(xīn) 郎(lánɡ) 的(de) 名(mínɡ) 字(zì) 改(ɡǎi) 下(xià)，我(wǒ) 们(mén) 是(shì) 不(bù) 可(kě) 能(nénɡ) 的(de)”。
我(wǒ)...

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