Best Chinese jokes in 2017

Some interesting jokes to help you learn Chinese

Chinese Joke 1 

A:"Chinese are indeed a hardworking nation."

B:"Why?"

A:"Whenever to go through the streets in the morning, I often see the roadside signs read 'early'  to remind the people who work do not be late.

A：“你(nǐ)们(mén) 中(zhōnɡ) 国(ɡuó) 人(rén) 的(dí) 确(què)是(shì)一(yí)个(ɡè)勤(qín)奋(fèn)的(de)民(mín)族(zú)。”

B：“怎(zěn)见(jiàn)得(dé)？”

A：“每(měi)当(dānɡ)我(wǒ)早(zǎo)晨(chén)经(jīnɡ)过(ɡuò)街(jiē)道(dào)，常(chánɡ)常(chánɡ)可(kě)以(yǐ)看(kàn)到(dào)路(lù)旁(pánɡ)的(de)招(zhāo)牌(pái)写(xiě)着(zhe)‘早(zǎo)点(diǎn)’两(liǎnɡ)个(ɡè)大(dà)字(zì)，提(tí)醒(xǐnɡ)过(ɡuò)路(lù)上(shànɡ)班(bān)的(de)人(rén)，不(bú)要(yào)迟(chí)到(dào)。”

Chinese Joke 2

Without control

Hemingway participates to the "Putonghua speech contest", his opening saying: "Ladies and gentlemen, firstly，i want to apologize to you, my Mandarin is not good. my relationship with Chinese is like with my wife, I love it, but I can not control it.

无(wú)法(fǎ)控(kònɡ)制(zhì)

海(hǎi)明(mínɡ)威(wēi)参(cān)加(jiā)“普(pǔ)通(tōnɡ) 话(huà) 演(yǎn) 讲(jiǎnɡ)比(bǐ) 赛(sài)”，他(tā) 的(de) 开(kāi)场(chǎnɡ)白(bái)是(shì)这(zhè)样(yànɡ)的(de)：“诸(zhū)位(wèi)女(nǚ)士(shì)、诸(zhū)位(wèi)先(xiān)生(shēnɡ)，我(wǒ)首(shǒu)先(xiān)得(dé)向(xiànɡ)各(ɡè)位(wèi)道(dào)歉(qiàn)，我(wǒ)的(de)普(pǔ)通(tōnɡ)话(huà)说(shuō)得(dé)不(bù)好(hǎo)。我(wǒ)与(yǔ) 贵(ɡuì)国(ɡuó)语(yǔ) 文(wén)的(de)关(ɡuān)系(xì)就(jiù)如(rú)同(tónɡ)我(wǒ)跟(ɡēn)太(tài)太(tài)的(de)关(ɡuān)系(xì)一(yí)样(yànɡ)，我(wǒ)很(hěn)爱(ài)它(tā)，却(què)又(yòu)无(wú)法(fǎ)控(kònɡ)制(zhì)它(tā)。”

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