Some Chinese Jokes You Should Know

Some Chinese Jokes You Should Know ：

Chinese Jokes 1

Maybe you're shrinking

Recently, my brother finds a funny girlfriend, who is very cute but a bit short.

Yesterday, I went shopping with her.

She was excited to say "recently always hands and feet cramps, maybe I will grow tall!"

I said: "I don't think so, maybe you're shrinking."

可(kě)能(nénɡ)是(shì)要(yào)萎(wěi)缩(suō)了(le)

最(zuì)近(jìn)老(lǎo)弟(dì)谈(tán)了(le)个(ɡè)逗(dòu)比(bǐ)女(nǚ)朋(pénɡ)友(yǒu)，挺(tǐnɡ) 可(kě) 爱(ài)的(de)，就(jiù) 是(shì) 个(ɡè) 子(zǐ)有(yǒu) 点(diǎn) 矮(ǎi)，昨(zuó) 天(tiān) 和(hé) 她(tā) 一(yì) 起(qǐ) 去(qù) 逛(ɡuànɡ) 街(jiē)。

她(tā) 特(tè) 兴(xīnɡ) 奋(fèn) 的(de) 说(shuō)“最(zuì)近(jìn) 老(lǎo) 是(shì)手(shǒu) 脚(jiǎo) 抽(chōu) 筋(jīn)，是(shì)不(bù)是(shi)又(yòu)要(yào)长(zhǎnɡ)个(ɡè)了(le)”。

我(wǒ):“你(nǐ)现(xiàn)在(zài)是(shì)不(bù)会(huì)长(zhǎnɡ)了(le)，有(yǒu)可(kě)能(nénɡ)是(shì)要(yào)萎(wěi)缩(suō)了(le)”。

Chinese Jokes 2

Dear aunt  

in Chinese, "niang" and "ma" are both the mother. There is a beginner to learn Chinese in China, the British， seeing a beautiful Chinese girl. So he wrote her a letter of love, but forgot the "niang" how to write, then self-wise, "mother" on behalf of "mother -" my aunt ... "

亲(qīn)爱(ài)的(de)姑(ɡū)妈(mā)

在(zài)汉(hàn)语(yǔ)中(zhōnɡ)，“娘(niánɡ)”与(yǔ)“妈(mā)”一(yí)样(yànɡ)，都(dōu)是(shì)指(zhǐ)母(mǔ)亲(qīn)。有(yǒu) 一(yì) 初(chū)到(dào)  中(zhōnɡ)国(ɡuó)学(xué)汉(hàn)语(yǔ)的(de)英(yīnɡ)国(ɡuó)留(liú)学(xué)生(shēnɡ)，在(zài) 校(xiào) 园(yuán)  看(kàn) 上(shànɡ) 了(le) 一(yì) 位(wèi) 漂(piào)亮( liànɡ)的( de)中(zhōnɡ)国(ɡuó)女(nǚ)生(shēnɡ)。于(yú)是(shì)他(tā)给(ɡěi)她(tā)写(xiě)求(qiú)爱(ài)信(xìn)，但(dàn)一(yì)时(shí)忘(wànɡ)“娘(niánɡ)”怎(zěn)么(me)写(xiě)了(le)，便(biàn)自(zì)作(zuò)聪(cōnɡ)明(mínɡ)，以(yǐ)“妈(mā)”代(dài)“娘(niánɡ)——“亲(qīn)爱(ài)的(de)姑(ɡū)妈(mā)······” 

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