Best Funny jokes for kids 2017

The best way to get laughter is to read jokes, especially the best jokes 2017!

  • Best Funny Jokes for Kids 1- Snail with an attitude

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

you tai du de wo niu

yi ge jia huo zheng zai jia zuo zhuo ，zhe shi ting dao qiao men sheng 。ta da kai men kan jian yi zhi wo niu zhan zai men kou 。ta shi qi wo niu , sou de yi xia reng de lao yuan 。san nian hou de yi tian ，chuan lai qiao men sheng 。ta da kai men you kan jian na zhi wo niu 。wo niu shuo :“zhe gai si de dao di shi zen me hui shi ?”

有态度的蜗牛

一个家伙正在家坐着，这时听到敲门声。他打开门看见一只蜗牛站在门口。他拾起蜗牛，嗖的一下扔的老远。三年后的一天，传来敲门声。他打开门又看见那只蜗牛。蜗牛说:“这该死的到底是怎么回事?”

  • Best Funny Jokes for Kids 2- My little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use！My little dog can't read！

Xiao Hua 2- wo de xiao gou bu shi zi ！

bu lang fu ren :  o ， qin ai de ，wo ba zhen ai de xiao gou gei diu liao ！
shi mi si fu ren ：ke shi ni gai zai bao zhi shang deng guang gao a ！
bu lang fu ren ：mei yong de ！ wo de xiao gou bu shi zi ！

笑话2- 我的小狗不识字！

布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没用的！ 我的小狗不识字！

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