What are some of the best Chinese language jokes?

What are some of the best Chinese language jokes?

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Chinese Best joke 1

After out, Xiao ming was sent to the playground 10 laps.The teacher thinks Xiao Ming running slowly, then he drives an electric to the back of the buttocks to the corner of the small and clear, the teacher also followed the acceleration, Xiao Ming an emergency stop, the teacher was scared to turn over.The results of the teacher into the hospital, Xiao Ming expelled from school processing!

小(xiǎo)明(mínɡ)滚(ɡǔn)出(chū)去(qù)后(hòu)，被(bèi)罚(fá)跑(pǎo)操(cāo)场(chǎnɡ)10圈(quān)，老(lǎo)师(shī)见(jiàn)小(xiǎo)明(mínɡ)跑(pǎo)得(dé)慢(màn)，就(jiù)骑(qí)电(diàn)动(dònɡ)车(chē)到(dào)屁(pì)股(ɡǔ)后(hòu)面(miàn)赶(ɡǎn)，到(dào)拐(ɡuǎi)弯(wān)处(chù)小(xiǎo)明(mínɡ)一(yí)个(ɡè)劲(jìn)的(de)加(jiā)速(sù)，老(lǎo)师(shī)也(yě)跟(ɡēn)着(zhe)加(jiā)速(sù)，小(xiǎo)明(mínɡ)一(yí)个(ɡè)急(jí)停(tínɡ)了(le)下(xià)来(lái)，老(lǎo)师(shī)被(bèi)吓(hè)一(yì)跳(tiào)猛(měnɡ)拐(ɡuǎi)弯(wān)开(kāi)翻(fān)了(le)。结(jié)果(ɡuǒ)老(lǎo)师(shī)进(jìn)了(le)医(yī)院(yuàn)，小(xiǎo)明(mínɡ)开(kāi)除(chú)学(xué)籍(jí)处(chú)理(lǐ)！

Chinese Best joke 2

I went to the tailor shop with my mom when I was younger, my mother pointing to the iron said: "This thing is very hot, do not touch!"I am obedient, no hand touch, I licked.It feels more lavish than the winter of Heilongjiang Mohe Arctic Village iron railings!

小(xiǎo)时(shí)候(hòu)和(hé)我(wǒ)妈(mā)去(qù)裁(cái)缝(fénɡ)店(diàn)，我(wǒ)妈(mā)指(zhǐ)着(zhe)电(diàn)熨(yùn)斗(dǒu)说(shuō)：“这(zhè)东(dōnɡ)西(xī)很(hěn)烫(tànɡ)，千(qiān)万(wàn)不(bú)要(yào)用(yònɡ)手(shǒu)碰(pènɡ)！”

我(wǒ)很(hěn)听(tīnɡ)话(huà)，没(méi)用(yònɡ)手(shǒu)碰(pènɡ)，我(wǒ)舔(tiǎn)了(le)一(yí)下(xià)。。

那(nà)感(ɡǎn)觉(jué)比(bǐ)冬(dōnɡ)天(tiān)舔(tiǎn)黑(hēi)龙(lónɡ)江(jiānɡ)漠(mò)河(hé)北(běi)极(jí)村(cūn)的(de)铁(tiě)栏(lán)杆(ɡǎn)还(hái)带(dài)劲(jìn)！

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