Learn Mandarin Chinese through Funny Chinese Jokes 2017

Some funny jokes to help you learn Mandarin Chinese easily

Using humor effectively may be one of the most difficult things in a foreign language. To give you some help, here are several funny Chinese jokes that you can remember and use to charm your Chinese friends and colleagues. Learn Chinese joke goes     a long way for developing relationships.
funny Chinese jokes


Chines Joke 1

 到公园约会相对象。等了半天没见女友来，一打电话她说她也坐在那个椅子上。我一摸身边还真有一裘皮大衣美女，亲了一阵后，发现是条哈士奇。

Dao gong yuan qu yu hui xiang dui xiang.Deng le ban tian mei jian nv you lai,yi da dian hua ta shuo ta ye zuo zai na ge yi zi shang.wo yi mo shen bian hai zhen you yi qiu pi da yi mei nv,qin le yi zhen hou,fa xian shi tiao ha shi qi.

I go to the park to attend an appointment.But after a long time,i still didn’t see my girlfriend.I give her a ring,She said she was sitting in the chair.I feel there is a beautiful girl with fur coat.when kissed for a while,i found a husky.

Chinese jokes 2
学生问老师：老师，为什么飞机在天上飞，却从不会撞到星星呢？
老师回答：因为星星会闪。

Xue sheng wen lao shi:lao shi,wei shen mo fei ji zai tian shang fei,que cong bu hui zhuang dao xing xing ne?
Lao shi hui da:yin wei xing xing hui shan.

The students ask teacher:why the planes never run into the starts when flying in the skys?
The teacher answer:Beause the starts can dodge.

Chinese Joke 3

上帝关上一扇门就会为你打开一扇窗，
但是窗外要是悬崖上帝绝对不会给你准备个升降梯......

Shang di guan shang yi shan men jiu hui wei ni da kai yi shan chuang,
Dan shi chuang wai yao shi xuan ya shang di jue dui bu hui wei ni zhun bei ge sheng jiang ti......

God opens a window for you when closed a door,
But God will never give you a lift although there is a cliff next the window ...
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