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1.We have been divorced for a few years...

Woman: Hello! Dear! Where is my key? I forgot it!
Man: Did you see the dresser?.
Woman: see.It is on the dresser.The husband, I don't know where to find the phone. 
Man: Are you not with a mobile phone call me? Woman: Yeah! Dear! look my bad memory.
Man: No, your memory is not bad, Your brain has a problem!
We have been divorced for a few years...

()(mén)(dōu)()(hūn)()(nián)(le)。。。
()(wèi)(lǎo )(ɡōnɡ)(wǒ )(yào)(shi)()()(de)(fànɡ)()(le)
(nán)()(kàn )(huà )(zhuānɡ )(tái )(shànɡ )(yǒu )méi yǒu
()(kàn )(dào)(le)(què )(shí)(zài)(huà)(zhuānɡ)(tái)(shànɡ)(lǎo)(ɡōnɡ)()(shǒu)()(zhǎo)()(zhī)(dào)(fànɡ)()(le)。 
(nán)()()(shì)()(shǒu)()()()(diàn)(huà)()? 
()(duì)(ò)(lǎo)(ɡōnɡ)()(zhè)()(xìnɡ)太差了。
(nán)()()(shì)()(xìnɡ)(chā)(le)()(shì)(nǎo)()(yǒu)(wèn)()()(mén)(dōu)()(hūn)()(nián)(le)。。。

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2.Still very sure

Son got poor grades in the exam, was scolded seriously by the wife.

I went to comfort my son: "You have to study hard after you must go beyond me.

Son stunned a moment, answering a feebleness word: "I can not guarantee others 

but I still very sure that I will find a better wife than your wife in the future!”


(hái) (shì) (hěn) (yǒu) () () (de)

‍‍‍‍(ér)() (zhōnɡ) (kǎo) (kǎo) (shì) (kǎo) (chā) (le)(bèi) (lǎo) () () (le)() (dùn)
() () (ān) (wèi) (ér) ():“()(yào)()()(xué)()()(hòu)()(dìnɡ)(yào)(chāo)(yuè)()()。”
(ér)()(lènɡ)(le)()(xià)(ruò)(ruò)(lái)(le)()():“(bié)(de)()()(ɡǎn)(bǎo)(zhènɡ)(dàn)(shì)() (hòu) (zhǎo) (ɡè)()()(hǎo) (de) (lǎo) () (hái) (shì) (hěn) (yǒu) () () (de)。”‍‍‍‍


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